Hello MTV? I’d like to be on 16 and pregnantIM SO SICK IF BEING STEREOTYPED THIS IS BULLSHIT
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Have I ever told you about Phil? No? Well then, let me fuCKING TELL YOU ABOUT PHIL. Phil was a pig that never had any friends and his parents died before he was born (the mom too long story) and all Phil wanted to do in his life was dance but he couldn’t so he became a chef and that’s why the pig walked into the kitchen
Because it felt like bacon